Brief Quote

Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the time by watching the second hand of a clock. -Ben Hecht, screenwriter, playwright, novelist, director, and producer (1894-1964) 


So, if this was true fifty or seventy-five years ago, today you might say, "Trying to determine what is going on in the world by surfing the internet is like trying to tell the time with a stopwatch" or something...

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