I Promise I Will NEVER...

...put up a "clever" "pithy" or "neato" church sign again. Check out this website. I mean, I went there on a lark and then I read the critiques, and he's right about most of them... We put such STUPID things on church signs. Do we really think that our culture is that impressed by "CH_ _ CH What's Missing? U R "? Come on...
I found this website today: http://www.crummychurchsigns.com/

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Michael Airgood said…
I'm trying to read www.crummychurchsigns.com in an Old Testament Class and I keep laughing out loud. This is so awkward and yet I keep reading.
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