Narnia top ten

I THINK I've recovered from Friday night. A bunch of churches got together and put together an all nighter based around the Narnia movie with a midnight showing of The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. My head is JUST beginning to clear... Oh, here's the website of the youth ministry that promoted the event. http://www.time4revolution.com (okay, there's virtually NO content there - because this event was the kickoff for the ministry).

Anyway, one of they guys sent me this, it made me smile, thought I'd post it...


TOP TEN SURPRISES IN THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA MOVIE
By Dave Tippett
10. Narnia City Council votes to remove all images of Aslan, replace them with generic alley cat that represents all felines of world
9. Mega Aslan den draws animal followers from smaller dens with better praise and worship band
8. Metaphors go crazy as Aslan assigns kingdom duties to second in command, a talking rock
7. Sequel set up when, after the victory, Charismatic Aslans clash with Southern Narnia Council Aslans.
6. The movie's original title: "Jesus, Satan, and a Closet"
5. The White Witch wins battle after her ACLU lawyers get injunction against 'lion roaring' in public places
4. Long-haired "Lion King" cast ostracized from Narnia for singing and dancing...and the long hair thing
3. Endless winter in Narnia originally blamed on George Bush
2. Aslan bobbing head dolls wearing little "Pepsi" t-shirts seen in back window of Narnia's mayor's Ford Ranger
1. WWAD? bracelets being sold in town stores

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